harrystylesdildo:

Look at the dates….

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

http://clientsfromhell.net/post/96262811311/from-an-animated-youtube-series-i-was-a-voice
http://clientsfromhell.net/post/96262811311/from-an-animated-youtube-series-i-was-a-voice

clientsfromhell:

From an animated YouTube series I was a voice actor on:

Client: Hey, I just wanted to let you know that [a fellow cast member] killed himself last night.

Me: Oh my God! That’s terrible!

Client: It’s okay, I’ve sent out emails to potential replacements, and we should be back on track…

sammy-got-pimped-for-pie:

In honor of back-to-school.
"We had galaxies between us and you still needed space."
Ten Word Poem (via apositivedisaster)